Monday, July 14, 2008
'Bag / Not a 'Bag: Maverick
I know what you’re wondering. What makes Maverick a douche? He’s not really doing much of anything. No hand gestures. No facial sneer. No stupid tri-tip facial shave.
Only a vaguely annoying fwip hair thing. And the aviator glasses from Top Gun suggesting he plays loud Kenny Loggins power chords while chest shaving each morning.
But enough to call Maverick ‘Bag? I leave that up to you.
And while you’re deciding, take a moment or three to chant Gregorian hymns in praise of Perfect Carla’s body of girl-next-door sin. She is Holy Sweet Jebus Crisp on a Saltine dipped in sweet foamy love hott.
