Thursday, July 24, 2008
Boa Arthur
Is there anything worse than a scrote who thinks he dominates the clubs where the hotts are paid to stand next to him?
Is this the douche equivalent of winning the Guitar Hero competition at the local frat-house and therefore assuming you have actual musical talent?
Seriously, Arthur. She is Paid to Pose. Look into those eyes.
They do not say Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of a man with poor tatts, rings and bad hygene to save me.
They say: I hope this tool tips me 20 bucks before Tony calls me back to the stage for GnR’s ‘Welcome to the Jungle.’
Read the signs, Boa Arthur. When they’re playing you for cash, you are not the Boa King.
