Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Cantelope Head


Your humble narrator on the dark cultural journey of hottie/douchey commingling, The DB1, just finished a round of radio interviews to promote the book.

So what better way to greet new visitors to the site then with a Ginormous Melon Head tackling a sweet pixie stick of sugar delight?

Lets run the checklist:

Forearm sweatband.
Giant bizarre shoulder tatt.
Douchebag headlock on hott.
Fwippy Fauxhawk.
Chin Pubes.
Unlight Cig.
Scissors in left hand about to stab hott in the back of the head.

Add ’em up = ubersquat.

# posted by douchebag1

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