Monday, July 28, 2008
Fermented Mead
13th Century Zoroastrians living in the Rhineland believed that inducing hallucinations of hottie/douchey couplings by drinking fermented mead and licking a tree frog would lead towards enlightenment.
That is, until Priest Vinny set the congregation straight. Legend has it, he screamed, “Facial Pubes are Douchey!” before collapsing from a seizure, shouting incoprehensibly in tongues, and eventually dying from consumption in a nearby sanitarium in Brottenberg.
Yup, I’m making no sense.
That’s what happens when you travel and stare at a hott mugging at the same time.
