Monday, July 28, 2008

Fermented Mead


13th Century Zoroastrians living in the Rhineland believed that inducing hallucinations of hottie/douchey couplings by drinking fermented mead and licking a tree frog would lead towards enlightenment.

That is, until Priest Vinny set the congregation straight. Legend has it, he screamed, “Facial Pubes are Douchey!” before collapsing from a seizure, shouting incoprehensibly in tongues, and eventually dying from consumption in a nearby sanitarium in Brottenberg.

Yup, I’m making no sense.

That’s what happens when you travel and stare at a hott mugging at the same time.

# posted by douchebag1

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