Thursday, July 31, 2008

Flabio


Here’s the thing about Russian Mail Order Brides, Flabio.

They’re not impressed by your chin pubes.

They realize your sunglasses are glorified “Blu Blockers” with a designer label.

They think greasy hair is just plain gross.

So put down the Mojito, wash off the forehead grease and, fer god’s sake man, lose the tiny runaway chin-strap for good. By shaving it with a dull razor found on the Coney Island Pier. Which will give you the lip herp.

As to Nadja? Yes, please, with a side order of Borscht.

# posted by douchebag1

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