Friday, July 11, 2008

Friday Haiku

Nips perk like coffee,
Signifies viable womb,

Hairy Gnu claims “first.”

The nipped-out hott writhes
She is under my Douche spell
Chicks dig this jacket!

— maximus douchemus meridius

Amazing Kreskin
Taught this douchebag hypnosis
Young hott, be afraid!

— anonymous

Sir Mystereo
turns hypnotized hott into
ecstacy chicken

— johnny scrotten

Blinding jacket shines,
hott obviously in trance
Yuri strikes again…

— teh abominable snowdouche

His powers astound
Ventriloquist dummy hott
Sperm enter navel

— clementine of cappadoucha

sweat stained tee contest
winner hypnotized into
baguette ab reveal

— let it bleeth

# posted by douchebag1

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