Friday, July 11, 2008
Friday Haiku
Nips perk like coffee,
Signifies viable womb,
Hairy Gnu claims “first.”
The nipped-out hott writhes
She is under my Douche spell
Chicks dig this jacket!
— maximus douchemus meridius
Amazing Kreskin
Taught this douchebag hypnosis
Young hott, be afraid!
— anonymous
Sir Mystereo
turns hypnotized hott into
ecstacy chicken
— johnny scrotten
Blinding jacket shines,
hott obviously in trance
Yuri strikes again…
— teh abominable snowdouche
His powers astound
Ventriloquist dummy hott
Sperm enter navel
— clementine of cappadoucha
sweat stained tee contest
winner hypnotized into
baguette ab reveal
— let it bleeth
