Friday, July 18, 2008

Friday Haiku


Boobie Blonde says, “Shhh….”
Goose Runner in the distance,

Blue Hat, like douche moon.

retarded muppet
is offering up the goose
to bikini hotts

— johnny scrotten

everybody loves a clown
but not this time
back in the small car bozo

— douchetoevsky

Snapple crawls up beach
Tries to cop a feel of hott.
Kill him, Snapple, kill.

— mr. white

“Charlie’s Angels” hotts
who knew Charlie and Bosley
were such giant ‘bags?

-idahohottpotato

Fuzzy blue hat douche,
keep out of hottie sammich.
Reverse oreo!

— blair

# posted by douchebag1

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