Friday, July 25, 2008

Friday Haiku


Smoke from douche hole blows,
Bleethed Hott on the right. On left?
Deflated balloon.

Two Neanderthals
Porn star hott shows off her ink
Inverse mohawk too?

— anonymous

Crabs on bleeth are smart.
They’ve formed a society,
Just launched a space ship.

— mr. white

Robert Downey Bag
Blows smoke angrily at hott
He’s no “Iron Man”

— anonymous

Motel 6, poolside.
Couldn’t afford Rehab pool.
Second rate douchebags.

— anonymous

Old enough to smoke.
A balloon suddenly pops..
Strawberry drinks all round.

— teh abominable snowdouche

Nip rings pop man-boobs.
“Flock of Seagulls” fauxhawk sucks.
Where are the red cups?

— boatbutter

# posted by douchebag1

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