Friday, July 4, 2008

Happy July 4th!!


From all the spikey haired speedo wearing scrotes with hotts, to you. Happy July 4th!!

As you sit on the beach with your Ubiquitous Red Cup reflecting on that complex history that makes up the United States of America remember the famous words of General George Washington as he stared down at the Red Coats from Bunker Hill:

‘Ere betwixt the dawning of a new nation and the end of a colony, if in ten score and thirty years greased up chest shaving blowout wearing douchescrotes are macking on the honeys, it will all be for naught.

Heed the words of General Washington, fellow ‘bag hunters.

Save a hott today. Knee a douchepoo in the nads. Intervene. Seperate the hott/douche couples with a fire-hose if necessary.

It’s your patriotic duty.

# posted by douchebag1

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