Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Jaundice


Jaundice, also known as icterus (attributive adjective: “icteric”), is yellowish discoloration of the skin, sclerae (whites of the eyes) and mucous membranes caused by hyperdoucherubinemia (increased levels of Tag Bodyshots in the blood).

This hyperdoucherubinemia subsequently causes increased levels of scroterubin in the extracellular fluids.

Typically, the concentration of scroterubin in the ballsack must exceed 1.5 mg dL [1], three times the usual value of approximately 0.5mg dL[1], for the coloration to be easily visible. Jaundice comes from the French word jaune, meaning The Greasy Jerz.

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