Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Morgan's 'Bag Tag


Morgan
writes in with a stage-2 Fratbag ‘tag:

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DB1-

I was at the Wavehouse yesterday in Mission Beach and saw this tool dancing with a super hotty.

This place is known for its bleached out coked out chicks running around half naked so I feel it is my duty as an American to go… where of course many douches will follow.

— Morgan
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He’s standard issue scrote, Morgan, nothing too exceptional, but still a legitimate ‘bag tag. Although the vintage 2004 Kutcher-hat and gino-shades are itchy. Speaking of, 2003-2004 Ashton Kutcher is an often overlooked nexus point for celebubag infection.

As to Party Hott, she clearly has a healthy spleen and chewable clavicles. I would partake like a greedy blowfish after a Brazilian monsoon.

# posted by douchebag1

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