Friday, July 11, 2008

Reader Mail: Aussie Bags


douch-a-roo writes in from Australia:

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Gday mate,

Firstly I’m very impressed with the site. It gives me mixed feelings, it’s humourous, but it can also drive a man to hate. Most importantly, hcwdbs motivates me. It fills me with the ambition to be a better person and vaccinate against the douche virus that has infected western society.

The infiltration of American popular culture into Australian society has had both positive and negative effects:

Pros: Fast Food, Cartoons, Movies, Porno.

Cons: Douche.

As ‘douche’ takes grip in this most unlikely of places, a harsh frontier land founded by convicts, pirates and soldiers, its comforting for Australian men to know we’re not the only ones fighting this battle.

Hang tough,

douche-a-roo
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I’m happy to help in the fight, douche-a-roo, and feel like a Thunderdomed Mad Max enjoying a Fosters while Yahoo Serious tosses the corpse of the Croc Hunter into a giant swimming pool filled with Elle McPhersons. Or something like that.

But my favorite Aussie will forever be The Dingo, teenage partier with famous sunglasses.

# posted by douchebag1

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