Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Reader Mail: Aussie HCwDB — Peter Andre and Jordan


Pratt writes in to respond to last week’s post on Aussie hottie/douchey couplings:

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DB1-

I humbly submit that you have missed the greatest Australian HCWDB in the world today (and possibly tomorrow too). Peter Andre and Jordan aka Kate Richie aka English “Nike Pump” bleeth.

I have not seen the likes of choad-head-condom with mega-bling combo since a school trip to the planetarium made me dizzy.

“That ain’t a douche…THIS!…is a douche”
– Pratt
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She’s a little too celebu-trampy for true hott status, but you present a compelling case for Aussiebaggery, Pratt, and get extra props for the Croc Dundee reference.

To answer Cieran’s email yesterday from Ireland, maybe all the Eurobags went down to Australia to scrote up the hotts, where they joined rugby leagues, bought annoying bling, and shaved their chests.

Still, that dude could bench press my face with one hand while eating a Choco-Taco with the other.

# posted by douchebag1

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