Reader Mail: Penis Pants
Carri writes in from traffic on the 405:
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Hi Douchebag1!
I love when you call into Kevin and Bean. It makes my awful commute more enjoyable!
Anyway, I had a run in with a total douche in Vegas. We were staying at Mandalay Bay and had one of those pool side cabanas for the weekend. The booze was flowin’, I was pretty much drunk off my ass the whole weekend (hence the little beer gut in the pic), and I see this idiot with penis shorts on.
Take a look at these shorts. They were more like speedos… And they have a penis and balls silk screened on them. Then, to top off his baggery, he decided to wear some ripped up shirt.
Drunk or not, I would have hit him up for a pic because there’s no way anyone would believe I saw a guy like that. DOUCHE!
–Carri
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I dunno. There’s a certain amount of respek that must be paid to anyone who silkscreens their own junk on top of their junk. And by respek, I mean laughing.
And really, what better way to head into a Friday night than Penis Pants? Kinda says it all.
