Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Reader Mail: The Ex-Bag

laughing her ass off in vegas sends in an ex:

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DB #1-

when i stumbled upon your website today (amazing by the way)… a picture of an ex came to my mind.

my ex, although not the biggest douche I have ever seen (i live in Vegas, they are a dime a dozen baby!) he definitely meets the criteria… the “cool” ripped jeans… the strange hand gestures… (what is that? a BACKWARDS shocker?) the “i’m too cool to shave” 5 o’clock shadow… too much gel in the hair.. and lets not forget… the button down shirt at a local bar!

but not only does he have the complete DOUCHEBAG look in this pic… his happy little friend in the background has his thick chain, unbuttoned shirt and cheesy smile… and lets face it.. when you see this pic you think “look at these douchbags”.

i mean.. i am no expert… this is my first time on your site…. but i thought i would give it a try.

love,
laughing her ass off in Vegas.

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I dunno, LHAOIV, I’m inclined to give a nottadouche pass and compliment him on the choice quality of the brunette. But I am transfixed by the club. Is that a cross between a dance floor and The Museum of Natural History? Are those lilliputians building condos in the background?

# posted by douchebag1

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