Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Accounts Payable 'Bag


You can always tag the douche from the Accounts Payable department by the minimum yet expressive facial hair. This is due to their minimal prep time on Fridays transforming from office worker accountant drone into club-going wankpoo.

Flynn works his quiet desk job, 9-5 every week at Dunden Miffler. Then on weekends, he spikes up the fading Fauxhawk and tries his best to get something, anything, out of that facial hair.

In fact, if you stare long enough at Flynn’s chin scruff, it will gradually reveal itself.

Red is featuring inflated implants, one of the clearest manifestations of ‘bag infection in a hott, and she probably needs to eat a sandwich, but that’s still a very sweet smile. And by sweet smile, I mean boobies.

# posted by douchebag1

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