Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Crotch Grabber


This douche might’ve gotten a pass for shirtless greasery, he is at the beach after all, but then there’s that headgear. That hair. That classic kissy-lips sneer. And that low hanging giganto-belt complete with self fondle.

You suck, Crotch Grabber.

The hott looks like Reese Witherspoon mated with an Olsen Twin. But she’s curvy and it’s Thursday morning. And he sucks rhesus monkey scrotum through a sippy cup straw.

So I’m going with it.

# posted by douchebag1

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