Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Hott/Douche Singularity: Samantha Ronson


There’s been a number of emails lately discussing the disturbing topic of Samantha Ronson.

Since I’m not quite sure who she is (I have one theory that she co-starred with Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume but that may be incorrect), I’m not sure what to add.

I figured I’d turn it over to the forum.

Is Samantha Ronson a next-generation evolutionary step in the merging of the boobie hottie suckle thigh and the steaming uberscrote?

Is she a Brundlefly experiment gone horribly wrong? Like Jamie Lee Curtis before her, does she hold both peepee and hooha?

# posted by douchebag1

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