Monday, July 7, 2008
The Man Who Eats Sweaty Ass
Lo! Hark!
Across the hinterlands, there rides a single figure. ‘Ere, he rides!
He is The Man Who Eats Sweaty Ass.
The Man Who Eats Sweaty Ass does not need companionship. For The Man Who Eats Sweaty Ass is a single, solitary figure. A loner, Dottie. A rebel.
When The Man Who Eats Sweaty Ass needs Club Hotts, he need only done his trademark Man Who Eats Sweaty Ass Sunglasses. And his special custom made Man Who Eats Sweaty Ass Lei.
And the Hotts will come. To admire his pink pants.
Oh yes. They will come.
For he is The Man Who Eats Sweaty Ass.
And next time, he might come… FOR YOU.
