Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Oldbag


Some ‘Bag Hunters who have only recently entered training ask me, “DB1, how will I be able to differentiate the Oldbag in pursuit of the Hott from Grandpas with their Granddaughters?”

And I respond simply:

“Grasshopper. You will know the Oldbag by the scent of Mothballs and Old Spice.

You will know the Oldbag by the uncomfortable wrongness evoked as he slides the arm down the back of the Hott for picture posing purposes. A wrongness that emerges from the depths of daddy issue traumas and middle aged crises.

And you will know the Oldbag by silly-ass bling.

# posted by douchebag1

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