Tuesday, July 15, 2008
The Pimpit
Many people still struggle to understand the concept of the Douchebaguette — the Female Douche aka The Bleeth.
The Bleethed Hott remains in possession of the sexy boobie suckle thigh, but has become so polluted from proximity to “Pimpit” types, that you just know she’s a huge pain in the ass.
This does not mean one still wouldn’t desire to lick her upper arm area like an unmedicated Michael J. Fox on Taurine. Only that redemption for the hott is no longer possible. And we must lament the dark destructive force of douchescrotery on her once fair and pure bosoms.
Or something like that. I need a coffee.
