Thursday, July 3, 2008

Thursday Haiku


Douche? Or just creepy?
With oh so teeth melt hottness,
so lets go with douche.

Wifebeater beckons
“Come to Jonestown; one of us!
“Mustn’t drink Tool-Aid…

— our fragile griecosystem

she looks like she’d talk
with sexy Russian accent.
jiggle my comrades.

— pfah

Euro douchebag takes
Pic of lovely chesticles
Babies gently weep.

— anonymous

Ansel Adams Douche
Narcissistic self portrait
His first nice funbags

— douche bigalow

Self-taken portrait
Eurodouche or Old ‘Bag? Hmm.
All I know is: BOOBS!

— scrotebob douchepants

Elton Jaun-dice Bag
This dude couldn’t score this Hott
Forty years ago

— anthony labaglia

# posted by douchebag1

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