Thursday, July 3, 2008
Tiki the 'Bood
For Tiki the ‘Boodyshott, Tropical Island Douche-God from the ancient land of Delos, the acquisition of the town virgin took place on the dawn of every full moon.
In preparation for his journey, Tiki the ‘Bood would store walnuts and pfeffer seeds in a small pouch on his lower left side.
He journeyed far over lands dripped in the scent of Axe Bodyspray, perfumed plumages of douchal…
Okay, nevermind. I’m making no sense.
So lets wrap this one up by saying Blondie is hott and Tiki is poo.
Hey, whaddaya want. It’s the 4th tomorrow.
