Saturday, July 12, 2008

Vin the Personal Trainer ™ 2


Vin’s back, this time with Zebra Stripe and Orange Tan-in-a-Can.

And he brought Chesty Springfield, Bleethed out to a point of unredeemability, I’m afraid.

But while the Douchebaguette is douchey, you may still desire to dive betwixt those two satin and saline throwpillows. Do not fret, grasshopper. This is normal.

This contradiction is known as the douchadox. Do not fear it. For only through it is the way to enlightenment.

Because, as Lao Tzu taught us, the boobies know not the way of the douche that surrounds them.

# posted by douchebag1

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