Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Cro Booknan


A special tip of the Ubiquitous Red Cup to all who showed up at the Cutting Room last night for the reading. The turnout was overwhelming and it was a thrill to meet everyone and see the ‘bag hunting movement grow.

Also special thanks to Cro ‘Bagnon, who did not show up to snap my spine like a fetid tree branch from the crackling underbrush of the Serengeti.

Afterwards, as I walked home, I wandered into the Virgin Megastore on 14th Street and Broadway, only to be greeted by the following. The only way the night could’ve ended better would be if Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis and Bailey Quarters had shown up in librarian glasses to pelt my lower thigh area with crumbled Trader Joes Joe-Joes. It’s kinda hard to explain that fantasy, but it also involves a pogo stick, a gallon of chicken fat and a large Japanese wrestler named “Ugetsu”.

Speaking of the book, if you haven’t bought the book yet, isn’t now a good time to buy the book?

Book.

# posted by douchebag1

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