Friday, August 1, 2008

Friday Haiku


Punch-drunk 8-Pak woots.
Ubiquitous Red Cup knows,
blonde wants orange-tee.

Outwardly, douche thinks
Yo! My shirt’s off the hizzle
Inside, yearns for mom.

— crucial head

Local man wants sex
Blonde hot writes home to mother
“The Greek Islands Suck.”

— james

..need smokes now dammit
Uh…uh…crack pipe…uh
Things live in my hair

— amy whinehouse

Blonde hott tentative.
Eyes betray true thoughts tonight:
phone home for a ride?

— anonymous

Up the shirt is raised.
Mechanical abs start the action
Blonde hotty caught in magnetic force

— jfw

How can I haiku?
Emotional scars remain
After Mooby Dick

— sinfonian

# posted by douchebag1

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