Friday, August 15, 2008

Friday Haiku


Sideboob kisses tool,
Chinese letters read: “Gwai Lo.”
Red vest, Jesus cries.

moto-x douchebag
put down the hott and drive off
go jump grand canyon

— johnny scrotten

Hot Summer Lovin’
He Turns Cap Around ,Kanji Says
Lets Play Stink Finger

— douchenozzle

New X-Games event
for Summer 2008
the Canker Sore Swap

— douchetoevsky

It’s the same concept
as the “blue-blocker” glasses,
Hott wears “Scrote-Shield Shades”

— the douche is alright

how can I haiku
when I am lusting over
Nastia Liukin

— paper or plastic?

# posted by douchebag1

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