Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday Haiku


Rocker Choad Salt Lick,
“Mmm, tatts taste just like chicken!”
Boob stars not amused.

Rocker hott gets licked,
By cheeseball “Billy Joe” douche
Good Charlotte sucks balls

Maximus Douchemus Meridius

strap the douchebag down
Play checkers on head with hotts
King me star boobies

— the douche is alright

Chad’s new Ninja skill:
Guide a BB through tatt maze
On a stripper’s flank.

— darksock

two hotts in background
discuss third world poverty,
and waxing techniques

— johnny scrotten

Are you my mummy?
Hotts in background not eager
For their turn is next.

— holbrooks douchestershire sauce

# posted by douchebag1

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