Friday, August 22, 2008
Friday Haiku
Rocker Choad Salt Lick,
“Mmm, tatts taste just like chicken!”
Boob stars not amused.
Rocker hott gets licked,
By cheeseball “Billy Joe” douche
Good Charlotte sucks balls
— Maximus Douchemus Meridius
strap the douchebag down
Play checkers on head with hotts
King me star boobies
— the douche is alright
Chad’s new Ninja skill:
Guide a BB through tatt maze
On a stripper’s flank.
— darksock
two hotts in background
discuss third world poverty,
and waxing techniques
— johnny scrotten
Are you my mummy?
Hotts in background not eager
For their turn is next.
— holbrooks douchestershire sauce
