Friday, August 29, 2008

Friday Haiku


Russian Mob plots sting,
Sue Ellen Smith’s an heiress,
Snag jewelry and boobs.

Classified advert:
Bono bag seeks kinky pair
For infiltration.

— holbrooks douchestershire sauce

Shirley, where’s Laverne?
Squiggy, you let yourself go
Son of Fonzie: douuuuuuche

— i drink your doucheshake

that “70’s Show” cast
out of make up & on drugs
sure look different

— creature

He still hasn’t found
No help from Benny and Joon
What he’s looking for

— jean claude van douche

# posted by douchebag1

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