Monday, August 25, 2008
Jill Whitlow: Fruit of My Loom
And while we’re on the subject of 1980s b-movies, a moment of reverence for the perfection that was actress Jill Whitlow.
Ass kicking action star of such classics as Night of the Creeps (as Cynthia Cronenberg) and the snarky perfume sales girl at the mall in Weird Science, Whitlow haunted my early pubescent dreams in the late 1980s and still does to this day.
When she dumps her standard issue 1980s douchey Aryan jock boyfriend (pictured here) to kick some zombie ass with the red head kid from European Vacation, you know whose zombie ass she really kicked? Mine. Only it was my heart. Not my zombie ass.
And by heart, I mean Lil’ Head.
