Thursday, August 21, 2008

Primordial Ooze

Like two primordial swamp amphibians, they crawl awkwardly up from the festering swamplands of early recombinant cellular waters, to climb ashore and seek sustenance in the harsh, unforgiving sun.

Millions of years of evolution later, and they can finally make matching douche-faces.

Quartasian Hotts find themselves drawn to the Ooze like moths to a flame.

A flame of douchepoo.

# posted by douchebag1

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