Monday, August 18, 2008

Reader Mail: Billy the Skid

Best email of the week:

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Ok, DB1. Before I get started, I would like to say that I love your site. The s@#t you say about these guys is so disrespectful, and yet intelligent and witty at the same time.

Here is my submission for HCwDB and i believe this man is a prime candidate. Here is a little background on this douche. This scrotal scum sucker is name (Billy the Skid), and although he is my friend, I believe he exhibits more than a coincidental amount of douchery in his everyday activities, as well as almost every single photo he takes.

If you knew him whatsoever, and I consider myself an intermediate bag-hunter, you would see in an instant as a veteran, what takes my untrained eyes a while. While I was incarcerated, he hooked up with my current x-slut, (Bleethey Jones). She is in one of the photos, throwing up the devil horns with the pouty lips with (Billy) in the background.

I am a faithful follower of HCwDB and as a fan, I would love for the opportunity to have my submission actually posted on the site. Thank you so much, DB1 and I will follow up with the website to see if my submission has been chosen. Peace
— Googie

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Ah, stories of the kids getting incarcerated while shirtless gangsta douches hook up with their girlfriends.

Heartwarming.

Like a John Hughes movie with a hip-hop grunge tip.

# posted by douchebag1

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