Reader Mail: Dewish 'Bags
Rabbi Schlomo Baghunter writes in:
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Hey DB1,
I believe I have discovered a new species of douche. Without further ado, I present the Dewish-bag. The Dewish-bag is a bag that has all the qualities of a regular bag yet instead of the iron cross/WWII Nazi tats/chains/symbols, the Dewish-bag proudly displays his deep roots in Judaism.
Known mostly to the Long Island/New Jersey areas, as well as a few frontier Dewish-Bags in the California area, the Dewish-Bag is a rare creature indeed. Part skeezy douchechoad/part circumcised club prince, the Dewish-Bag preys on tiny brunettes with a penchant for money and distributing fellatio to all the douche-menchs out there.
This class act pictured here, one of the few Dewish-bags caught on camera brings me back to the original Dewish-Bag/Hott combo. That’s right I am talking about the one and only pairing of Jesus (ridiculous clubby hair, chin pubes) and Mary Magdalena (the original bleeth/seder skank). So here for your infallible review is the Dewish-Bag, hopefully worthy enough to obtain a new classification in the scientific world of Douche/Hottness. And thanks again, keep up the great work.
– Rabbi Schlomo Baghunter
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Funny. He doesn’t look Dewish.
As to my deep love of Semitic Librarian Hotts, slap a pair of specs on this sultry Rebecca Hottowitz, and I’d add her to my Mila Kunis / Natalie Portman / Rachel Weisz shuffling of Hebraic Hott fantasy.
