Thursday, August 28, 2008

Reader Mail: Grocery 'Baggin'


Blondie writes in:

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Hey there DB1!

I think I have a new ‘bag qualification: guys who are serious when they hit on cashiers.

I’ve been working as a HyVee cashier for about 2 weeks now and I’ve had a total of 5 guys hit on me to the extent that my manager actually had to come over and tell them to leave.

I’m not dissing on the nonbags who want to flirt a little bit, it makes a mundane day a bit more exciting, but asking for my number, asking if I “have a man”, or if we could hang out later put you in the doucheosphere.

The latest one tonight wasn’t even at my register but at the one behind me, and apparently liked my ass enough to put his arm around my shoulders and ask if I had a boyfriend. I was already in a pissy mood from working an 8 hour shift and was glad when my manager threw him out.

The best part was when my manager came back to ask if I was okay, and I said, “I’m fine, I just wish I had a pocket camera so I could submit this guys pic to hotchickswithdouchebags.com,” and my manager totally cracked up laughing – turns out he’s a huge fan as well! He said next time he’ll try and get the guy on harassment so he can do an “instore mugshot” so I can share the doucheness with you!

Keep on baggin!
xo,
Blondie

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Well observed, Blondie. Stay safe while ringing up the HoHos.

But since you didn’t send a pic with your email, here’s a standard issue hybrid of Rockerbag and Beachbag cuddling a freckly girl next door hott while doing the “White Man’s Overbite.”

# posted by douchebag1

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