Friday, August 8, 2008

Some Vegas Guy Nominates Himself

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Just finished reading your article in the Las Vegas Weekly and it was F@#king Hilarious.

I believe I qualify.

And yes that’s and authentic Members only Jacket.

— Michael Todoran
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Yes. Yes you do qualify. And while a sense of humor and self-deprecation go a long way towards redemption, you still appear to be ass-scrote. Ipod in the clubs with cig = uberdouche.

Not since RZA and GZA outed Bill Murray in Coffee and Cigarettes have I been so sure.

Can’t tell on your hott’s quality from the pic, but she is giving off a bit of that Julianne Moore in Vanya on 42nd Street “sex kitten with class” vibe. By which I mean I would circle her squares while Stanislovskian her Meisners using the method.

And by method, I mean boobies. Because Julianne Moore has nice boobies. With freckles.

I’d cram another obscure movie reference in to this post, but I can’t see how to do so logically. So I’ll conclude by esoterically pointing out that Anthony Edwards was great in Miracle Mile.

Yup. I seriously need to get out more.

Stupid cozy couch.

# posted by douchebag1

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