Monday, August 25, 2008

South Bleach


Yeech. I feel itchy.

It’s like some stigmatic Gloria Estefan Miami Douche Machine by way of a tanker truck of Axe Bodyspray overturning on South Beach during pledge week.

I’d like to think underneath all that Floridian douche plague, Miami Chiquita is a sweet innocent hott waiting to get out. But alas, alack, there is no return from stage-4 South Beach Douchebaguette. Only mocking.

The crown on the Yankee Cap may be a new low in douchal blight. The six inches of underwear and neckglasses only furthering the wrong.

I…

Heck, lets just move on.

# posted by douchebag1

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