Thursday, September 18, 2008

Ask DB1: 'Bag Hunting Pride


Fish Slap’s Anal Beads
writes in:

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Dear DB1,

I’m in a great relationship, my woman is perfect, the farthest thing from a baggette you could imagine. She’s kind, creative and holds a top tier job in a male dominated profession. Not only that, but one of my favorite aspects of my relationship is that we both hate the same things. Call it odd, but I love that my woman loathes ‘mandals!’ And naturally she’s revolted by douche bags, of course she works with more than a few.

With that said she is aware of your site and enjoys it. But I have a quandary…should I come out as a ‘Bag Hunter?’ I’m freaked out at what she’ll think when she realizes that I frequent the myspace pages of these tacky hotts. It’s not like I’m always doing it, but being on myspace makes it sort of hard to avoid. And yes it’s fun in twisted way.

Enough, should I come out to my girlfriend? Should I share the pride I feel when you publish one of my submissions?

-Fish Slap’s Anal Beads
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A true ‘bag hunter admits with pride that he hunts ‘bags for a living, F.S.A.B.

Until you embrace your mission quest, Grasshopper, you have not conquered The ‘Bag Within. Tell her. If she laughs, she is worth keeping. If she complains, she is Bleeth.

# posted by douchebag1

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