Thursday, September 25, 2008

Ask DB1: Why Can't I Understand HCwDB?

newbie asks:


someone sent me a link to your site and i’m reading through and i get the general concept. But when it comes to your name tags, like Fish Slap, Gauntlet, etc. i’m not sure if i should understand what goes on or if i need to read through your entire years worth of archives.

i guess i’m saying is this, is it like femullet or something of that nature where you can understand what the name tag means? or would a glossary be a good idea to new people?
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While most names should be somewhat self-evident (Fish Slap because he needs to be slapped by a giant dead fish, etc.), there is indeed a glossary of terms you can find at the back of my book, on sale at Amazon.

Don’t think of it as spending $12.21, needing only an additional $12.79 for your order to qualify for FREE Super Saver Shipping.

Think of it as gaining the wisdom of a lifetime of douchological mock and hottie lust within a larger philosophical dialectic.

Or you can just read along for a few days and pick up the terms as you go. So long as you understand that douches are to be mocked and hotts lusted after, the rest falls into place fairly quickly.

# posted by douchebag1

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