Monday, September 8, 2008

'Bag / Not a 'Bag


Yeah, Timmy’s grinning it up, has on a stupid mandana + hair spike and is awkwardly trying to flash his allegiance to African-American gangs signs originally meant to mark territory in Compton.

But he just seems so… happy to be there.

I can’t call douche on him. I just can’t. So I thought I’d open it up to the floor.

Is Timmy ‘bag? Or nottabag?

Sue-Ellen has the hopeful smile, shining white teeth, elegant Prell scented hair sheen and hint of curvy boobage that causes men to go insane, claw out their eyeballs, swallow their tongues, and start wars. Sue-Ellen’s smile offers the promise that we can forget about our own flaws and inadequacies for a fortnight, and fulfill all the unfulfilled promise of our childhood. By suckling on her clavicle.

# posted by douchebag1

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