Wednesday, September 17, 2008
BREAKING: Marissa Miller Still Married to Douchepimple
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and future bacon between my lettuce and tomato, Marissa Miller, is still married to a heaping douchepimple.
While this may not constitute “breaking news” like a tsunami or hurricane, it is still worth noting for posterity’s sake.
And by posterity, I mean her posterity. Which is round. And pink. And smells like flowers and petunias.
And by noting, I mean laughing hysterically at this clown’s Big Top, then yanking off his goofy white watch and throwing it in the Hudson.
