Wednesday, September 17, 2008

BREAKING: Marissa Miller Still Married to Douchepimple


Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and future bacon between my lettuce and tomato, Marissa Miller, is still married to a heaping douchepimple.

While this may not constitute “breaking news” like a tsunami or hurricane, it is still worth noting for posterity’s sake.

And by posterity, I mean her posterity. Which is round. And pink. And smells like flowers and petunias.

And by noting, I mean laughing hysterically at this clown’s Big Top, then yanking off his goofy white watch and throwing it in the Hudson.

# posted by douchebag1

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