Tuesday, September 9, 2008

DJ Bello Needs Some Lovin'

Our second installment of the DJ Bello YouTube Series marking the End of Civilization as We Know It is a litmus test for the stamina of even the most experienced douche hunter.

Use the following time chart, marked by when you can take no more of this atrocity, to determine your Douchal Tolerance Level:

00:00-00:30 — Level 1 Entry Level ‘Bag Hunter
00:30-01:05 — Level 2 — Moderate to Advanced ‘Bag Hunter
01:05-:01:35 — Well trained, if masochistic, Advanced Level ‘Bag Hunter
01:35-02:0 — Megods, how are you still breathing?
01:35-02:24 — Get thee to a hospital, you are now sterile

# posted by douchebag1

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