Friday, September 5, 2008

Friday Haiku

Somewhere in Glendale,
Ricardo Montalban’s kids
,
Waste trust funds on hotts.

young bridgette nielsen
partying with long duck dong
and douche with pink hair

— ted theodore scrotgan

After School Specials
Were made so kids would not grow
Up and be like this.

— massengill

a white hula skirt
corona does not age well
cold air arouses

— ‘bag lanta

Blonde hott’s skirt defies
Known Newtonian physics
Somewhere, Hawking cries

— anonymous

# posted by douchebag1

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