Friday, September 19, 2008

Friday Haiku


What to post, post “Fung?”
MTV Real World Hottness,
And big hair old choad.

guns and roses choad
appetite for douchestruction
gropes sweet child o bleeth

– bcs

Dude, just give it up
“Chinese Democracy” disc
Is never coming.

— mr. white

Lazy-eye douchepimple
Hand way to close to boobies.
Slash would not approve.

– spaz

Buy Hot Topic shirt
Cut holes in shoulder – comb ‘hawk
But he loves Emo.

– crucial head

Rare clear cup appears!
Designer punk hurts my heart.
Faux hawk claim Bewbeez

— holbrooks douchestershire sauce

# posted by douchebag1

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