Friday, September 26, 2008

Friday Haiku


Rubber raft floats… floats…
On reservoir. Kimmy tans.
Herp sore in shadow.

must be a theme park.
AVAST! retarded pirates
make off with your girl.

— pfah

washed up beach-bag
rafts in city sewage stream
hottie walks the plank

— canadouche

avast fine beauty!
why dost thou ride with a douche?
arr! it reeks of poo

— bcs

“Ahoy, Me hearties”!
“I be the douche Cap’n Bob”
I pray for Kraken.

— doucheous scrotimus

He sure looks the tough.
But pink (re-read PINK) striped shorts!
View is bad from here.

— Holbrooks Douchestershire Sauce

# posted by douchebag1

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