Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Reader Mail: 'Bagling Hunters

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DB1,

My six-year-old son often looks over my shoulder as I peruse the wonderful world of Douche. What could I do? I had to begin his education, he was quite persistent. A small problem arose when he was playing at a friend’s house and let slip that he knew of this wonderful website. While his tiny companion was perplexed, the boy’s teenage brothers were fascinated and went right for the computer.

My wife gave me the business, but I rallied: what is HCWDB if not a wonderful educational tool chock full of intellectual stimulation? My son may be young, but he’s certainly not too young to be challenged, and horrified, by all that is Douche. Plus he’s the only person in the house who understands the need to rate the hotts. I won the battle.

Douche Regards,

Choad the Wet Spocket
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If there’s one thing I can contribute to Western Civilization in my short time on this earth, it is teaching six year olds to mock the choad and celebrate the hott.

# posted by douchebag1

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