Friday, September 5, 2008

Reader Mail: The "DB" Hand Signal


douchey2coasts writes in:

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Hey db1-

i have been a long time fan of the site and living half the month in las vegas and the other half in south beach (the 2 meccas of douchedom) i consider myself a pro bag tagger. but even a a semi pro can bag tag in these two epicenters of doucheyness.

i myself have slipped to the darkside of douchedom every now and then but thanx to the good graces of the 12 step not-a-douche program i joined, i have made it back into the light….after seeing all i thought i could see.. i took this pic (ed: The Haiku Pic) in vegas over the labor day weekend, where douche was as prevelant as cowpies in a field.

keep up the good work… my office cant make it through the day without your site to the point where we came up with a secret douche hand sign to throw at each other while spotting douches from across the room…sent you the pic on that too…its the db hand signal…great way to make fun without gettin punched in the dome…hope you pass along the secret hand sign of the douche (me in the hat with my 2 girls giving the db hand sign)

your humble servant,
douchey 2coasts

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D2C, I am torn by your email. In your pic, you appear to be the very uberdouche with hotts we make fun of on this site. Yet you’re self aware and also took and submitted the pic I just used for the Friday Haiku.

For inventing a cleverly subtle “DB” hand gesture for ‘bag taggers to communicate with each other, I tip my cup of the ‘Train in your direction. Even if you look like a solidly mockable Miami Beach douchewank, you have at least partially redeemed yourself with your actions and ‘bag tagging ability.

Good work, sir. Now lose the hat.

# posted by douchebag1

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