Sunday, September 28, 2008

Sunday Musings: The Hoverbag


On this lazy Sunday, let us pay testament to one of the abstract categories we find on the douchological spectrum.

I speak, of course, of the Hoverbag.

As detailed in my book, The Hoverbag is an otherwise innocent shmoe who achieves douche status simply for ruining the frame.

Unlike most categories of hottie/douchey commingling, Hoverbags often would achieve a nottadouche pass if they were simply on their own.

Hoverbags are frequently met with off-screen cries of “Get out of the frame, douche!” and “Move, dumbass!”

I dub this Hoverbag, Sam.

# posted by douchebag1

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