Friday, September 19, 2008

The Four Horsemen of the Douchepocalypse


From Doucheteronomy 13:25:

Lo! And the Lord commanded it, saying “I am the Lord, your G-D. And I shall give you a sign, that yea, in the day of the wonderfully innocent boobie rise, there shall gather the Four Horsemen of the Douchepocalpyse.”

And, hark! The people listened.

And the Lord spoketh his warning. “They shall ride with stupid faces and loud shirts, towards thy Holy Boobie Hottie. And you shall mock them. For it is My Will, and I command it! As I am thine G-D. And they are very pooey.”

# posted by douchebag1

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