Thursday, October 30, 2008

Are You Ready for Some Douchebag?


Please select the following football euphemism that best summarizes this photo:

A. Is Licking a 5 yard or 15 yard penalty?

B. The padding on the left could stop a coked up 1970s Dallas Cowboy trying to knock over a liquor store at 2am.

C. When did Jim McMahon convert to Catholicism?

D. This brings new meaning to the term, “forward pass.”

E. I haven’t seen two Bret Farves that were that fantastically Bret Farve since my last girlfriend Bret Farved my Bret Farves.

F. The Immaculate Receptions stand the test of time.

G. I took a fend off my guernsey then chucked a spear tackle to avoid the clanger before the ruckman made a grubber kick in the forward pocket, mate.

H. Boobies.

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