Monday, October 13, 2008

Ask DB1: Freshman Luck


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Hi,

I recently began my college experience. Upon orientation, I was astounded as to not only the douchebaggery of my fellow students, but to the hotties attraction to them.

Not to say that I was naive before then – simply, the sheer amount of hottie ignorance and douchey douchebaggery is overwhelming. I have been turning towards this site as a way of keeping my sanity, and am glad to share a picture with you of one of my peers.

Thanks for your help in showing the world the truth.

– Freshman ‘Bag Hunter
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I dunno, FBH. I have two impulses upon seeing your ‘baggy friend. One is to give him a drunk nottadouche pass. And two, I really, really, really miss Freshman year. Good times for the DB1. Good times.

# posted by douchebag1

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